Tuesday, April 24, 2018

#CityGirl

I was riding my bike home from work today along Elliott Bay when I saw two little rats out of the corner of my eye, nibbling on some grass along side the bike trail.

Geez those rats are brazen, eating out in the open in daylight, I thought.

When I got a better look, I realized they were baby bunnies.

Egads. I'm such as city girl that when I see a small rodent outside, I assume it is a rat.

#citygirl

Otherwise, the rest of the ride was nice.

This picture is from Friday, but this is the trail I bike home on.





Sunday, April 22, 2018

Laundry

I don't do laundry
because I love doing laundry.

I do laundry
because I hate the pile of dirty clothes.

I don't fold the laundry
because I love folding it.

I fold laundry
because I hate the pile of unfolded clothes.

Someday, I will not care
one way or another.

I long for that day.

College, Part 34 and Room for Everyone

While Claire-Adele seems to be happy abut her college choice, her wounds from being rejected from fancy, east coast establishment schools still sting. I try to be empathetic, but I struggle. She is convinced that other kids--kids of color, low income students, immigrants, first generation college students--have an easier time getting into top colleges than she does. The way she rants about this makes her sounds like a Trump supporter and it makes me want to puke. How could I have raised someone so completely tone-deaf, self-absorbed and narrow-minded? What a princess.

I was talking to a friend who said that middle class white girls with college educated parents are in the most competitive deomgraphic to get into to college. Lots of people in this group apply, and a large number of them are qualified, hard working candidates. More so than white males. They compete with each other in their demographic. Is this fair? I don't know.

I struggle with this. Our society needs to open doors to kids who have less opportunities to succeed, hence the "Opportunity Gap." I have an old friend from my previous job, a woman of color. Louise Mae was hard working, smart, kind, and grew up in poverty. When I was in high school, I was given a car, clothes and the time to participate in a million activities by my parents. This friend had to take care of her mom and older siblings. She got a job, and went to college at night, a class at a time. Is she still a kind, smart, hardworking person? Yes. Did she get a pass to skip to the head of the line and get a solid professional job when she was 22 like my college education gave me? No. Was that fair? No. 

Policies that benefits society can hurt an individual. Middle class white kids like my daughter don't need to get a job to help their families pay rent. Claire-Adele works, and her paycheck goes in her savings account. She doesn't have to buy her own clothes or food. She lives in an all inclusive resort, fancy excurisions included. 

So why doesn't my daughter get this? I discussed it with my friend Carla today at lunch today. It is Claire-Adele's age, that her teenage brain can't understand trends greater than herself? In fairness, I know "Princess" is a phase, and I hope she grows out of it soon. Is is Claire-Adele's inner stubborness? Is is because she doesn't know any Louise Mae's in her day-to-day life? I didn't until I went to work. My friends who were kids of color in college grew up in middle class to wealthy families. No one I knew came from poverty.

"The problem isn't that more minority kids are getting into good schools," I told Carla. "The problem is that these other kids are putting too much emphasis on getting to into an elite college."

Or is it that Claire-Adele sees herself as female and see this group of half of humanity is getting beat down left and right? I can imagine Claire-Adele thinking, Yeah right girls and women have it easy.

A more qualified woman candidate for President lost to a psychologically unstable, inexperienced man who sexually harasses women. Harvey Weinstein and that gymnastics doctor sexually assaulted young women. Women took to the streets to march to say "This is enough." How does this make her or any woman not part of a protected class?

She would be right, and still... "Adding diversity is probably making all schools better," said Carla. "If a good student like Claire-Adele can't get into an elite college, it means she goes someplace else. And then that school now had stronger students."

By adding kids who previously would not have been candidates to good schools, we are increasing the size of the pipeline. At one point, the US had one college: Harvard. Now we have hundreds of universities. Are we better off now? Absolutely. The problem isn't that too many kids are applying, the problem is too few seats. We need to make sure there is room for everybody.

(And Carla, the accountant, reminded me this: "If she goes to a state school, you'll save $120K over four years.")

Sunday, April 15, 2018

One Last Run, and Snow > Rain

Yesterday was my fifth day of skiing in a row, and I was kind of tired of the whole thing. After the first three runs of the first day, I was skiing by myself as Jack and the kids decided they wanted bluer and blacker pastures. Skiing alone gets old, although I did get in the "Singles" lift line and bypassed the longer lines with people skiing with friends and family.

There are many reasons I love/hate skiing. First, it is depressing to suck at something I used to be decent at, avoiding runs that I used to easily do. The best part of Whistler is exploring different runs. It would take days to do all of the runs there. I stuck to the same two or three runs the entire five days.

I suppose this is part of aging and/or recovering from injury. Jack told me about some extreme athlete who was seriously injured when he was hit by a car. He started his training for the Boston Marathon while wearning a halo, a nasty brace that keeps the head, neck and spine aligned. (I'll spare you a direct link to the google search or the NYT article about the guy.) Part of me thinks the guy is nuts, but am I any different for wanting to ski again after I tore my ACL?

Back to the knee. Yesterday after lunch and before we drove back to Seattle, I was going to do one last run. One last run. I put on my right ski and then as I was about to snap into my left ski, my formerly injured knee gave me a ping of mild pain. I tried again. Ping.

What did that ping mean? Should I do one last run, or ride the gondola down? How does one know when it is time to call it a day and when there is still enough energy to do another run? On the previous run, I hit a mogul and fell over. When my legs are tired, my form reverts to my sloppy old ways. When I ski sloppy, I am more likely to fall. Did I want to end of a bad note, or a good one? You never know. I played it safe and I took the gondola down. I wasn't happy about it. Part of me wanted to ski some more, but the other part didn't want to get hurt.

I stopped for coffee while the rest of my family skied and then later met Jack and the kids at the car and we drove home. Sometimes I feel like that song from Sesame Street where they show a grid with four objects. Bob sings:

One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn't belong
Can you tell me which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

I am green and they are black. It is miserable to listen to them talk about all of the fun they had while I was struggling. But what am I supposed to do, not let them ski? (And by the way -- what the hell Sesame Street? What a depressing song. How would you like to be the rotten tomato in a pile of fresh fruit?)

A few miles outside of Vancouver, B.C., it started to pour. It rained buckets all the way back to Seattle. During this awful car ride, I remembered why we started to ski. In the Pacific Northwest, it rains from November through May. Given the choice between rain and snow, I'll take snow.

This afternoon, Jack and I went to the grocery store. Walking around QFC, my legs felt strange. They missed my ski boots. They wanted to be back on the mountain.

Friday, April 13, 2018

More Skiing

Today was day four of skiing at Whistler, and I survived. A few observations in no particular order.

  • My feet are cold. Tonight we watched a Big Air slope style competition while standing on the sidelines instead of in the plaza on a big screen. Standing on the sidelines means standing in the snow.

View of the plaza from the sidelines where people stand and their feet don't get as cold, but their view isn't as awesome.


A skier gets pulled up to the jump via snowmobile.

The landing for the Big Air competition

  • Weather can change on a dime on a big mountain.

View from a run yesterday

View from the top of the run two runs later

View from the gondola as I downloaded yesterday

View without raindrops
Today, two inches of powder accumulated...during lunch.
  • I wish Jack had taken more vacation when I wasn't working. Now that I am working and am not free to travel at will, his interest in traveling with the family has gone up. I am not complaining, just wish he would have thouht of this before I returned to the 9-to-5. My company has a reasonably generous vacation plan, so I am not complaining about that. I just wished he used more of his vacation time when I was around. As much as I like my job, breaks are necessary.
  • If I lost some weight, I'd have less mass, and then I'd ski slower without having to work at skiing slower. I am the only person in the world who thinks skiing slower is better than skiing all out in a straight line.
  • I feel like an old lady when I ski sometimes. Skiing is a time for weird thoughts. I realized that with this next birthday, I will be the same as my grandma when she became a grandmother. Oy.  Fucking. Vey. I could ask my dad to confirm, but I think I am right. Actually, I don't really want to know. And my mother was not an old grandma. She was a regular age grandma for the time.
  • Just when I feel like a grandma and think I am too old for this shit, I go in the lodge and see a bunch of seventy year old men covered in snow who have just gotten off some gnarly run. (Note: I will not be seventy on my next birthday, in case that might be confusing.) How do I know they are doing gnarly runs if they are the in lodge with me? I don't see them on the green runs I am on. There are women that age out there skiing, but far fewer. Why? Are women that age too smart to ski?
  • The Boy is sending it. His sports medicine physician night not be too happy, but whatev. He's happy.



Thursday, April 12, 2018

State School

Claire-Adele committed to the University of Maryland.

I should be thrilled, right? She's in the Honor's Program, she got in her major government and politics, and she will be in Washington, D.C. where there are hundreds of opportunities to get internships with the federal government. This will be awesome for her.

For me, this is a state school which is about $22K less than a private school, plus she got a nice scholarship, saving me close to $30K.

Claire-Adele joined the UMD freshmen Facebook page, and connected with several like minded students. Claire-Adele could have written this herself:

"I like hiking, reading, going to political protests and watching Parks and Rec on Netflix."

I was happy for her.

Then, she said, "I am going to need cut-off t-shirts to wear to tailgates."

Whaaa, I thought. She is on the waitlist for an all women's college in NYC where, if they did tailgate, they would not wear cut-off t-shirts.

I did not go to a state school. Neither did Jack. I know not all state schools are party schools and private schools van be rowdy. Animal House was based on Washington University in Saint Louis, blocks from where I used to live. Yet, I have an assumption--that might be right or wrong--that state schools party more than private ones. Jack checked out some videos on YouTube of UMD students. One girl was at what looked like a fraternity party where she smashed a beer on her head, it cracked open, and she drank it.

Oy. At that moment, I realized I know nothing about UMD. Sure, the college counselor said it would be a great fit for Eleanor. Sure, it has great programs in what she is interested in. Sure, it is considered a top twenty value in college education. (That is per Claire-Adele. I did not verify.) Sure, it is saving me $30K a year compared to a private school.

But is it a party school? Am I sending my daughter off to a drunken bachanal for the next four years? I hope to god not.

Then I wondered, could this be good for Claire-Adele? No, I do not want to see her hammered in a YouTube video slamming a beer. But maybe an environment that is somewhat festive could better than a school where everyone studies all of the time. Or better than a school where everyone studies all of the time and then power drinks on the weekends to escape the intense academic pressure.

So I googled "Top Party Schools" and found a few lists. According to the Princeton Review, UW (Wisconsin) Madison is the number one party school in the U.S.. That list wasn't complete enough, so I continued to Google and found another list from niche.com. UMD is listed at #41. University of Washington, in my backyard, is #84.

I relaxed. That isn't so bad, but I did figure out where all of my angst was coming from, in addition to one YouTube video. What college conference has the most party schools?

The Big Ten. Eight schools made the top 25, including UW Madison, Ohio State, Penn State, Indiana, Michigan, Michigan State, Iowa and U of Illinois if I remember correctly. MIT and Rice beat out my alma mater, which ranked so low, I can't even find it. (Okay, I did. #260.)

No wonder I was freaked out. I was born and raised in Big Ten country, home of some of the big party schools in the country. Then I read a little more. While my alma mater was ranked #260, its partying grade was A-. UMD was graded an A+ in partying. I suppose it is all the same, at some point. Unless I send Claire-Adele to a convent, partying will be part of the scene.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

You Have Nothing to Prove, and Where Did I Go Right?

I need to remember this the next time I do anything. I have nothing to prove to anyone ever, including myself. Most especially myself.

You are welcome for this hard earned wisdom I learned today.

Yesterday was wet, so wet there was a rainbow.
I am with my family on Spring Break in Whistler. This was not my first choice for vacation, but everyone else wanted to go here, especially the Boy. To me, a big ski vacation is like going to Disneyland--the only reason I would go is because my kids want to go. And my kids have never wanted to see Disneyland or Disney World, so I dodged those bullets. When he was younger, the Boy wanted to see Legoland, the masculine version of Disneyland -- all building materials and no tulle in sight. When Claire-Adele was ten, she wanted to go to London and I was totally hip to that.

I wouldn't be complaining about skiing if I wasn't such a laggard compared to my family. Eight years ago, I was the best skier in my family, as the kids didn't know how to ski and Jack was meh. Jack and I thought skiing would be a great way to get out of the house in the gray and gloomy winters in the Pacific Northwest. Little did I know then my kids would take to skiing like rats to a sewer. Where did I go right?

I am not complaining about going to Whistler for Spring Break. I am complaining about going to Whistler for Spring Break again. Seriously, I'd like to go someplace else for vacation. My friends on Facebook are in Mexico, Iceland, Hawaii, and Palm Springs. Claire-Adele's boyfriend went to Europe. I would like to be in any of those places. I have other friends who are in Ohio, Iowa and Boston for vacation. The midwest is looking good. The friend in Mexico is remarried and I am FB friends with his new wife, which is nice. I was so jealous of her pictures. What I am going to have to do to get a vacation in Mexico where I can sit on the beach and/or poolside while someone brings me cervezas? Get divorced, remarried, and find someone who wants to go to Mexico for vacation? That's a bit extreme, if you ask me.

Not exactly a bluebird day.

Instead of floating in the ocean in Maui, I am burning my thighs, hamstrings and glutes in very wintery weather. This morning, the snow at 6,000 was firm. Lower down in the middle of the afternoon, it was heavy and wet. Very heavy and very wet. And the runs here are long. Very long. Which means unless I stopped and rested, my legs got really tired. Pre-ACL tear, I loved it when my thighs burned when I skied. Post-ACL tear, I freak out when my legs burn.

A few runs after lunch, I left my family on Blackcomb and I went back to Whistler on the Peak-to-Peak. Whistler was blustery. Not regular blustery, but mountain blustery. I decided to try to the snow lower on the mountain, which was--as mentioned before--heavy and wet. The Eskimos must have a name for this shit, but likely not. Or they do now with the global warming. They probably call it something like snow that should melt if it weren't for the vast amount of it keeping it cold itself. My daughter called it mashed potato snow. This was more like mud snow, except it was fast. I hated this snow.

More than I hated this snow, I hated myself for thinking I could get down. At the mid-station, I could have ridden the gondola back down. There was even a nice sign "Tired? Cold? Ride the Gondola down!" Did I listen to the sign? No. I thought if I rested a bit my legs would feel better and I could make it down. So I rested. Nevermind my legs were pooped. Nevermind I asked some old timer on mono-ski what the snow was like, and he said "Just as bad as this here, except worse."

Did I listen to my legs, the sign at the gondola and an expert old guy skier?

No. I did not.

I can make it down, I told myself.

But you want to ski another day, I told myself back.

You did it yesterday and it was a piece of cake, I told myself again. And the snow doesn't look that bad. It could be fine.

Alright, I told myself. I can do this.

Are you sure? There is no shame in taking the gondola down, thought my sensible, sane, conservative self. You've already skied down 2,800 vertical feet. That's enough.

You can handle another 1,000 vertical feet, I told myself. Come on. What are you, some kind of a wuss? Besides, it will be fun.

Fun. Right. I wouldn't talk to my best friend like that, but I talk to myself like that. That is messed up. What is more messed up is that no one else was there pushing me to go down. As much as I'd like to, I cannot blame Jack, Claire-Adele, or the Boy. I brought this whole disaster on myself.

The snow was a mess. When I made it down the first turn, I seriously thought about marching back up. There was one steep spot that wasn't too steep except for the shit condition of the snow. I had to side step down. I had no pride. I was snowplowing part of it. Evan, my physical therapist, would tell me I was good at recruiting other muscles to do the work in my physical therapy, which is not a good thing for physical therapy when you are trying to re-activate your quadriceps. Recruiting other muscles was fantastic today when I was trying to get down the hill.

All of this makes me forget how much fun I have skiing. Skiing is like the little girl with little curl right in the middle of her forehead. When it is good, it is very, very good. But when it is bad, it horrid.

We only have three more days here before we head back to Seattle. Tomorrow, I will listen to my sensible self.


Views from Peak-to-Peak