Monday, May 1, 2017

Dear Rain

Dear Rain,

I want to start seeing other weather. It isn't you. It's me. Thank you so much for the awesome cherry blossoms this spring. They were awesome, but it is time for us to go our own ways. I am feeling suffocated by your daily presence and could use a little space, like 'til November. Breaking the 122-inch record this year is something to be proud of, but do you need to be such an overachiever? We certainly don't need to go back to 2005 when you skipped winter entirely. That wasn't cool, either. There are times when being average is good. Think about that in the future.

We can still be friends, maybe see each other once a week or so. In the meantime, if you see the sun, let him know I am available.

All the best,
Lauren



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